[Originally posted at No One Reads Your Blog, a blog collaboration by the members of the band Jake Wilkinson’s Unicycle]
Really, I think that its in the constitution that you have a right to party. But when did you have to fight for it? I thank all the people who have gone before me and led the way, Like Rodney Culverwell who got so drunk that he ate the lobsters that his mother was saving for a special dinner, and he used a microwave to cook them! and Mark Barber who Showed up to work at burger king three days in a row with a hangover. So keep up the fight you patriotic people and fight for your right to party!