I Stole a Little Girl’s Bike

[Originally posted by Yosh at No One Reads Your Blog, a blog collaboration by the members of the band Jake Wilkinson’s Unicycle]


We think it would be funny if you found a pink and white little girl’s bike in someone’s trash pile and rode around with us. Well I found you one the other night. I was pulling into our driveway at close to midnight when the neighbor’s trash pile caught my eye. There it was: tiny with white tires and pink pedals and pink grips. I snagged it for you. As I examined it I found nothing wrong other than a flat back tire. Gosh, I really hope the neighbors were getting rid of it, because if they weren’t, I just stole it. Please understand, I did not steal this bike. I didn’t punch a little girl in the face, knock her down and ride off on her bike. I found it. In a trash pile I found it. I guess technically taking someone’s trash IS theft, but who cares? I don’t care if you steal my trash.


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