[Originally posted by Yosh at No One Reads Your Blog, a blog collaboration by the members of the band Jake Wilkinson’s Unicycle]
I think this is a painting of a Starbuck’s…it might be a photo…yeah I think it’s a photo. Mmm Starbuck’s. Corporate Coffee. I think Corporate coffee is better anyway, don’t you? What’s with these local coffee shops popping up everywhere? One day they’re going to put our beloved hometown Starbuck’s out of business. Let’s join together and boycott these small no name locally owned coffee shops. Take a stand for what’s right. Well, hell, here are their names: Traders, Coffee Muggers, Java Junction, Cup of Heaven, ect. these people are mindlessly serving good coffee not realizing how this is harming Starbuck’s. Imagine a world without Starbucks. It like the Barefoot Man sings “Does anyone speak English in Miami?” it sort of the same thing…kind of…well…it’s a bit differnet………….actually it has nothing to do with that song, but do you see what I’m sayin’? So today, save some quarters you were going to put in a tip jar or drop into a charity and go support your local Starbuck’s.