[Originally posted by Yosh at No One Reads Your Blog, a blog collaboration by the members of the band Jake Wilkinson’s Unicycle]
There’s a mouse creature in our copier. Charity saw him first; she saw him scurry across the room and then we couldn’t find him. Next day: Harmony was pulling out a jam and spraying parts off with canned air when we heard her scream bloody murder. The mouse was right there on the fuser. Before she could grab him by the tail and scarf him down (I’m sure she would have if she was quick enough) he jumped back into the machine.
I pulled out every drawer of the copier and opened every door. I couldn’t figure out where he went. He is still in there….living. One day his going to get caught in the wheels and there will be a bloody mess and color copiers of a SMASHED bloody mouse. Hmmm, I’m hungry for cheese.
Charity’s own account