It’s Time/The Time is Now

[Originally posted by Yosh at No One Reads Your Blog, a blog collaboration by the members of the band Jake Wilkinson’s Unicycle]

 

We’ve been pondering and discussing for too long now. I, for one, am tired of us just sitting here on our collective tooshes talking about doing stuff and then doing nothing. The time is now, let’s take action. Rally the troops! Call your friends. Call your family. Call your representative. No more inaction starting now. What would MLK think of our inaction? Ghandi?

  • Make pickett signs
  • Buy a bullhorn
  • Write your Congressman
  • Write the President
  • Write foreign dignitaries
  • Conserve
  • Argue with people
  • Be the change you wish to see
  • Free Tibet
  • Go green or maybe blue (blue is the color of air and water therefore good too)
  • Eat organic (this means food with organs)
  • Buy only fair trade (I had previously mixed this term up with fur trade-oops)
  • Boycott Epcott (Epcott Center at Disney World because they are guilty of Racial Profiling)
  • Throw paint on every fur coat you see (I suggest making sure it is not synthetic fur, and also make sure it was animal that was skinned alive)
  • Peace
  • Make love not war
  • Don’t eat things with faces (this is not too difficult as we usually don’t eat the face of the animal)
  • Boycott global warming
  • God hates flags (I don’t know I heard that somewhere)
  • Support the troops
  • God bless America
  • Be more Patriotic
  • Eat your vegies
  • Vote
  • Be informed (there a number for this, call 411)
  • Fight communism (I suggest a having a loaded gun near by at all times)
  • Build a fall out bunker in your backyard in case you fall out
  • Boycott Hitler and Nazi’s and anyone who reminds you of them
  • Protest child labor (actually let’s protest all labor)
  • Buy an American
  • Start printing propaganda
  • It doesn’t matter whether you are a part of the Republican, Democrat, or Other parties, just remember to party!

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