Area Man Gives Up Writing: Cites The Onion

GRAND JUNCTION, CO – Local resident Josh Anderson gives up a recent hobby of writing citing The Onion as his reason for quitting. “The thought of quitting came one day when I had a funny idea to write on. I was going to write a story called “Area Man Gives Up on Life: Cites Government Spies”, and then I realized, The Onion has probably already written the story somewhere,” he said. When asked whether is fears where founded on any hard evidence Anderson said, “No, I never really saw the article or really anything in The Onion resembling anything I’ve ever written…I just figured they probably already did it.” Anderson, will give up imme

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