[Originally posted by Yosh at No One Reads Your Blog, a blog collaboration by the members of the band Jake Wilkinson’s Unicycle]
- Next time you see someone walking down the street with their neck craned forward, walking in a bit of a shuffle and flapping their arms intermittently, don’t laugh cause maybe they have a condition that makes them this way.
- They say “Your real character is who you are when no one is looking”. I guess I’m a booger pickin’, nude, nose hair pluckin’, wedgie pullin’ moron.
- Maybe the question shouldn’t be “The Chicken or the Egg?” but, did the first chicken have eggs for breakfast?
- Everyone always asks, “Why is the sky blue?”. I have always wondered “How does the sky stay up there?”