[Originally posted by Yosh at No One Reads Your Blog, a blog collaboration by the members of the band Jake Wilkinson’s Unicycle]
A really cool job would be to get paid to tear down an old house with a light saber.
Some of my best childhood memories are family vacations. I especially liked the part when dad put me in a burlap sack and kicked me down a mountain.
The cool thing about removable limbs is that you could really freak someone out by switching an arm and a leg.