Cannibal Big Horn Sheep

[Originally posted by Yosh at No One Reads Your Blog, a blog collaboration by the members of the band Jake Wilkinson’s Unicycle]

There I was hiking on a trail, about 90 miles from anything. I was moving at a good clip, like a horse. And that\’s when it happened. I stepped on a stick of wood. It snapped and I must have come down on my head cause i blacked out. When I woke up I couldn\’t move but i was floppin\’ around like a fish out of water. Then I saw \’em. Eyes, surrounding me. You know what it was? Big Horn Sheep. Flesh eating Big Horn Sheep. And they moved in to cannibalize me. They ate me alive and that\’s the only reason I\’m still alive to tell about it.

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