My Top 40 Song – Oct. 27, 2010

These days with the magic of Auto Tune, anyone can make a top 40 hit ready for radio!
What about rhythm? Don’t need it! Let the software make a beat for you!
What about instrumental talent? Really? Are you gonna make me answer that?
What bout voice talent? AUTO TUNE!
What about songwriting? Who gives a rip what you sing about? As long as it has that sweet auto tune sound and a funky beat, you can sing about ANYTHING! (ex. The Huntsville Rapist, that commercial with T Pain where he even talks in auto tune).
What about originality? No need! Today’s clubs and top 40 are completely free of it, so why would you need it?

So, here are the lyrics to my new song. The only thing I’m having trouble with is rhyming… I wonder if there is Auto Rhyming software? WAIT! I just invented it!

Da Club
Yo yo yo yo yo yo
Money!
There I was on a work day
Couldn’t think about nuthin’
Except the weekend
And goin’ to the club

Chorus:
Da club, da club, da club
Workin’ it with the ladies in the club
Da club, da club, da club
Dancin’ all night long

Forget real life
All that matters is my clubbin
And actin’ like I’m a star
And gettin’ all the chicks

Da Club (after run through Auto Rhyming SoftwareTM)
Yo yo yo yo yo yo
Moneyo!
There I was on a work day
Couldn’t think about nuthin’ay
Except the weekend, ey
And goin’ to the clubay

Chorus:
Da club, da club, da club
Workin’ it with the ladies in the club
Da club, da club, da club
Dancin’ all night long, bub

Forget real life
All that matters is my clubbin life
And actin’ like I’m a star life
And gettin’ all the chicks life

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