Motorcycle Cowboys

[Originally posted by Yosh at No One Reads Your Blog, a blog collaboration by the members of the band Jake Wilkinson’s Unicycle]


I have a movie idea that I’m going to pitch to Hollywood. I really think it’d be a great summer blockbuster with lot’s of licensing potential to Burger King, et al.

Motorcycle Cowboys
In a quiet western bedroom community known as Dry Rock, a young ranch hand named Luke enjoys tinkering on his motorcycle, riding with friends and “picking up chicks”.
One foggy Christmas hot and dry summer a cruel and murderous biker gang from Los Angeles  called the Hades Saints pass through Dry Rock. Being complete “A” Holes they carelessly ride all over the streets of Dry Rock, through resident’s yards and on sidewalks. They smash mail boxes, run over pets, vandalize properties and threaten everyone in site. Local law enforcement is out gunned and outnumbered.
After a bar tender at the local “watering hole” is cold heartedly murdered, Luke and his cowboy buddies decide not to take this lying down. They arm themselves with shotguns, pistols and rifles, “mount up” on their own motorcycles and prepare to confront the Hades Saints.
As Luke and his posse engage the gang, an epic battle ensues. Because of  Luke and friend’s equestrian experience they are better and more daring riders. Luke’s friends show up in droves on all different kinds of bikes, many on dirt bikes giving them the upper hand.
Luke’s posse takes a few hits but ends up gunning down many of the Hades Saints and even roping many of them off their bikes.
Finally when the battle is over, back up law enforcement arrive from the nearest big city to haul off the Hades Saints. Luke and his posse go down in Dry Rock history as heroes.

Now the really exciting part is the cool action figures that will spawn from this movie. I hope to get Mattel on the phone later this week to discuss developing a Luke action figure complete with his cowboy hat and motorcycle. Seriously licensing is going to go “off the hook”!

  • Motorcycle Cowboy Pajamas
  • MC Cereal
  • Trading Cards
  • Board Games
  • Halloween Costumes
  • A spin off cartoon series
  • Lunch Pales
  • Etc.

What do you think??

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