[Originally posted by Yosh at No One Reads Your Blog, a blog collaboration by the members of the band Jake Wilkinson’s Unicycle]
Dear beloved readers,
NORYB sold out. We heard about a way to make free money. AdSense. So, I just wanted to formerly inform you that I am mostly sorrow for the ads you will now see here. I know, i know, just let me explain. See, sometimes daddy has to do things, dirty things to support your reading. It is all about the money, I admit. Don’t worry, you don’t have to click the ads but if you do there’s money in it for me. So against my better judgement I’m going to help things along by talking about products so that AdSense can link an ad. Things like Nike, Coke, McDonalds, Starbucks, Wal Mart, Wendy’s, Pepsi, Taco Bell, Reebok, JC Penny, K Mart, Smashburger, Chipotle, Converse, Burger King, A&W Rootbeer, Arby’s, Coleman, Apple, Dell, Carl’s Jr., Ross, Barnes & Noble, Red Robin, Canondale, Tipmann, Spalding, the NFL, CBS, Fox, Coldstone, Krispy Cream, Old Navy, Cabella’s, Nalgene, Starter, Pizza Hut, ABC, MTV, VH1, Big Lots, Lowes, Subway, Home Depot, Chevy, Pontiac, Gold’s Gym, Ford, Windows, XBOX, Dr. Pepper, Slice, Titalist, Mt. Dew, REI, Playstation, Sony, Magnavox, Toyota, Mercedes, Honda, Dodge, Biig O Tires, Applebee’s, Q Doba, Del Taco, Hershey’s, Adobe, Disney, Reef, DC Shoes, Sector Nine, Kit Kat, Jeep, Casio, Samsung, Philips, Shick, Bic, Mickey Mouse, Time Magazine, Columbia Pictures, City Market, Target, IKEA, Amazon.com, Pandora, Facebook, SAM’s Club, Olympus, Canon, The Discovery Channel, Kraft, Meadow Gold, Slice, Staples, Dunder Mifflin, Xerox, NBC, Microsoft, Taco John’s, Etnies, Volcom, Hurley, The NBA, Saturn, Shell, Diamond Back, Graco, Fender, Virgin Records, Kleenex, Nintendo, Rayvac, Hoover, Duracell, Xcel Energy, BP, Verizon, Good Times, The New Yorker, Izod, Lamborghini, Rayban, Ryder, Uhaul, Metal Militia, Ed Hardy’s, Hooters, Famous Dave’s, Krogere, Frito Lay, Mars Bars, the Ghostbusters, Mattel, Coldwell Banker, Merril Lynch, Quest, Warner Brothers, Best Buy, Facebook, Costco, PF Changs, Wells Fargo, People Magazine, LG, Whirlpool, the cat under the porch, IBM, Quicksilver, Wrangler, Levi’s, Carhart’s, Suzuki, L.A. Gear, Porshe, SONIC, In & Out, Big K, Arizona Tea, AT & T, Ferarri, the Super Dome, Nickelodeon, Perrier, Budweiser, Coors, Remmington, Oakley, Massimo, Mossberg, Ned Flanders, Rice Crispies, Kellogs, Post Cereal, Wacom, Pinesol, SE Johnson & Wax, Coast to Coast, Dominoes, Papa John’s, ReMax, Goodwill, Good Year, Michelin, Tylenol, Eggo, Hasbro, Sega, Atari, Addidas, Sharpie, Excedrin, Pilot, Yamaha, NorthFace, UGGS, Crocs, Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, Lay’s, Harly Davidson, etc.