[Originally posted by Yosh at No One Reads Your Blog, a blog collaboration by the members of the band Jake Wilkinson’s Unicycle]
Today is Black Friday. Don’t get me wrong, I am all for equality among races, y’know – but when is White Friday? Or Brown Friday? Well, anyway, I’m not gonna make a huge deal out of it. Let’s celebrate diversity! Good job for being whatever race you are! There’s a lot sales going on today to celebrate our black brothas & sistas! Stores opened really early & here are some deals you could have gotten if you got up early:
Wall Mart – $800
Best Buy – $150
Target – $480
Okay I’m bored of this.