[Originally posted by Yosh at No One Reads Your Blog, a blog collaboration by the members of the band Jake Wilkinson’s Unicycle]
At times JWU takes a reflective look at our target audience and we need to make decisions on how to better entertainyou. Please take a moment to fill out this brief survey, print it and email it to 970.270.9038 Thank you!
1. Mail or Femail (Circle one)
2. Your Age: (Circle two)
3. How many children do you own? (Circle one)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 20 or more
4. Would your children eat JWU flavored Cheerios? y, m, n
5. What is your annual household income?
$1,000 – $1500
$1,600 – $1700
6. In the next year, do any of your household members plan to buy (check all that apply):
Commodore 64 Computer
110 or 8mm Camera
19″ or larger color Television
7. If you had to have your eyes plucked out by crows or you walk down the Vegas Strip naked, which would you choose? Go.
8. Does your household use chewing gum? (yes/no)
9. What sports are your household members into?
Gardening (or extreme gardening)
10. What hobbies do your household members enjoy?
BB Gun Tournament
Side walk chalk
I don’t get out much
19. I would like to be notified of special offers & discounts. y/n
20. How many hours of TV do you watch per day divided by your hours on the internet times 15? ____________
21. Can we contact you about goods and services over telephone? Phone number___________
22. Do you believe in: (circle all that apply)
Life after love
The Lost City of Atlantis
Humans Evolving from Apes
22. Is Superman faster than Flash?
Thank you for taking part in our survey!!! We will enter you in a drawing!
Please place this in a self addressed stamped envelope and mail by March of 2015!