Giant Mantis Challenges You to Hoops

[Originally posted by Yosh at No One Reads Your Blog, a blog collaboration by the members of the band Jake Wilkinson’s Unicycle]



Late Monday afternoon a giant praying mantis was seen on the court challenging kids to some one on one b-ball. It was reported that his trash talk was much bigger than his game.

You should charge a toll I drive by you so much!
Yo foo, they call me bus driver ’cause I’m always takin’ kids to school!
Don’t apologize, son – you’re game is sorry enough!

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